Trump meets with the executives, who explain that they hated both presentations. In fact, they restate the things that they just said in the previous scene, often using the exact same words. Holy crap, they think we’re morons. You just said this stuff! I am paying attention and I caught you!
Boardroom time! Star thinks they did a good job. LaToya agrees. Hope says Star was great. NeNe says that Marlee is the strongest member of the team. Hey, this is starting to bug me. I think Marlee is awesome and inspirational, but every time Trump compliments her, it’s like there’s this unspoken “…for a deaf woman” at the end. Does anybody else get that vibe? Trump tries to get NeNe to talk about what she doesn’t like about the team, because negativity is her one personal attribute in Trump’s mind. And now, it’s going to get gross.
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!