NeNe says it feels like some of the women are “trying to crawl up Star’s ass”. OK, what’s the worst possible way somebody could respond to that? Got an answer in mind? Trump’s got you beat: “Much nicer, now that you lost all the weight.” HE SAID THAT! He wants to be President, and he said that! The man is a lizard, that’s all there is to it. I can’t even get into it anymore, because I went off about that bit so often this week that I’ve been worn down. But yeah, that’s a thing Trump actually said. And everybody sits there and acts like that’s an OK thing to say and he is not a creepy old man with no social grace.
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!