Trump eventually decides to soften it up by saying “kissing her ass”. Yeah, it’s not the “crawling” part that people might take offense with. They say “ass” so often in this segment. I mean, I think it’s a funny word and even I am assed out by the end.
He kicks it to Backbone. Kaboy thinks they did really well. His team members are both workhorses and racehorses, which seems like the sort of cross-training you don’t usually see in the horse community. Trump asks Lil Jon if they were at a disadvantage, and he answers “Hell, yeah”. Then Trump says that everybody in the room is “very, very smart”, and that just isn’t true. Hell, not everybody on his side of the table can be described as smart. Not even everybody in his chair, for that matter.
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!