Celebrity Apprentice

Celebrity Apprentice Season 4 – “The Future is Trump”

He says the executives didn’t like either team.  Because Trump does not know the word “neither”, he punishes the English language with “Both teams did not do a good job”.  So only one team did a good job?  Because that’s actually what you’re saying.  Doofus.

You know what?  We’ve already heard the same set of complaints twice now.  Since this recap is crazy long already, I’m just going to skip the part where we hear what was wrong with the ads and pitches for the third time.  Everybody cool with that?

After a very long stretch of things I’ve decided not to recap, we finally get back on task and Trump announces that Backbone was less terrible, and thus the “winners”.  The men clear out and start drinking.  When Busey was there, I don’t think they waited until after the task to start.

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  1. This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!

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