The ducklings assemble for their marching orders, and NeNe interviews that she doesn’t feel like working with LaToya today. Trump kicks things off with a lie. “Everybody’s saying I should run for President.” No. Nobody is saying that except you. He asks Meat Loaf for his opinion, and Meat Loaf, who is genetically predisposed to agree with everything, agrees. This is so gross. Why is anybody indulging this guy by pretending he’s anything other than a joke candidate? Trump’s aspirations are no more serious than Bill the Cat’s presidential run in ’88, Stephen Colbert’s fight to get on the ballot in ’04, and actually less serious than any of Pat Paulsen’s campaigns. (Does he still do that? Or is that a joke only my grandparents will get?)
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!