Star tries to make the case that Trump doesn’t have to fire anybody – Trump logically points out that in a task where both teams were terrible, it doesn’t make sense to reward everybody. I will never again refer to Trump using some sort of logic. Marlee points out some things that were wrong with Backbone’s ad, which seems like a losing battle now that we have the results. NeNe says the bad ideas were generated by the group, but Star was the one who put them on the page. Trump asks LaToya who she’d fire, and she says Star. Star was the Project Manager and everybody did exactly what she said. Marlee names LaToya as the firee, based on “the entire run of the show”. Which is a good point, but need I remind you of the Australian Gold task, in which the failed PM was fired for a bad concept, even though it was acknowledged that there was an overall weaker team member. Do you think Trump remembers that episode? Here’s a hint – he does not.
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!