Trump calls Backbone “amazingly strong”. Really? This was their first win in three tasks, and even then it was widely acknowledged that they still did terribly. He then talks about how in every season, the best people make it to the end. He’s lying again! Did you see the last season of Apprentice? Regular Apprentice has had a string of terrible winners. And some of us are still bitter about Joan Rivers’ win in Season Two. Trump continues to explain that he needs to give ASAP the best chance to beat Backbone, which is another thing that isn’t true. He’s supposed to fire the person who did the worst, per both logic and his own words from two episodes ago. He’s not there to create parity. This is so stupid that it’s starting to make my stomach hurt.
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!