They huddle up to pick Project Managers. Nobody at Backbone wants it, but Star Jones grabs it for ASAP. Trump says that Backbone is “disadvantaged when it comes to super luxury”, which sound like a really awkward way to say “poor”. John “Kaboy” Rich (Yeah, we’re going with that. Suck it, Rich!) steps up. Winning team gets $20,000 from the show, with no matching funds from the Trump Hotel. So this is the lowest-earning task to date! Try hard, guys!
Commercials. The fact that Sofia Vergara is doing ads for Diet Pepsi makes me really want to start drinking Diet Pepsi. Do you think that would make her like me more? Couldn’t hurt, at any rate.
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!