ASAP agrees not to do anything boring, and instead wants to celebrate the lifestyle. So, the exact thing that they were just told to do. One thing you can say about Star, she’s very good at repeating things that were said in her presence thirty seconds ago. She interviews about her fabulous lifestyle and how much she knows about luxury. Tell us more about how much better you are than us, Star! She comes up with the concept of “Individual Elegance, Collective Luxury”, which doesn’t mean a damn thing. And then she uses the term “ladies who lunch”, which I remember as being sort of a big thing in chick lit in, oh, 1996 or so. I have literally never heard anybody speak those words aloud – I only know them from book reviews I read when I was in college. She also wants to see Hope sitting by the bath. LaToya Jackson interviews that there’s nothing interesting about her ideas, but there’s no point in arguing with Star. Star puts everybody in charge of one page, and then she puts NeNe in charge of a picture of Hope and LaToya in charge of a picture of everybody, and this seems very confusing. If multiple people have to be present for every shoot, why are you putting different people in charge?
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!