At Backbone, Kaboy directs Lil Jon “to look up graphic visual stuff”. Those are vague instructions right there. Essentially, he’s been tasked to do a Google Image search of everything. Be prepared for a lot of pornographic drawings of Sonic the Hedgehog characters, Lil Jon. That accounts for about 30% of the Internet at this point. Kaboy and Meat Loaf work on the timeline. I wish they’d just say “schedule”. “Timeline” makes me think of the chart in the front of every history book, and then I have to assume that their timeline begins in Ancient Mesopotamia and then works its way around to “2:30 PM – Photograph a bellhop”. John talks about how he assumes only billionaires can stay at a Trump hotel, which strikes me as a really bad business model, especially for a chain of hotels. How many billionaires are there, really? And how many of them don’t hate Trump? I mean, I think the only one is Bruce Wayne, and that would just be to keep up his image of being an ineffectual playboy.
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!