Lil Jon interviews that he doesn’t care about luxury hotels because he just wants to sleep. Hee. And then Meat Loaf tries to explain a visual image with words, and does not do a very good job of it. “I have a guy or a woman looking into a mirror and what you see in the mirror is exactly what you just saw.” Isn’t that what a mirror does? I think, based on further description, that he wants a guy looking in the mirror to see the back of his own head as he looks into a mirror where he sees the back of his own head, and so on. But he’s really not explaining it very well. Maybe he should call Jim Steinman to have him explain it. Kaboy says “I don’t know how it transcends the hotel”, which also doesn’t mean anything. Can they have a novelist on one of the teams next year, just so somebody can put ideas into words? Kaboy says that if Busey were here, “I would jump off the top of this building”. I hope you enjoyed that, because he will say it multiple times over the course of this episode. Backbone comes up with the brilliant concept of “Live the Life”, which is exactly what the executive said are the three most important words. You don’t get to be excited at your idea, when your idea is just to do the thing that somebody previously said “this is what you have to do”.
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!