Trump asks Meat Loaf if he can teach him how to cry, and that would absolutely be the best episode ever. But we all know how this is going to go down. Meat Loaf is fired. He makes a farewell speech, in which he starts crying before the first sentence is over. So our Final Two are Marlee Matlin and John Rich. I think everybody saw that one coming about six weeks ago, honestly. They both talk about how hard they’re going to try to win, and we have seen this same thing every season. This time, there’s just more sign language involved.
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