I am not kidding around here: This was the best episode of Celebrity Apprentice ever. You think you’ve seen crazy before? We’re just getting started, Pedro.
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Dennis Rodman perfected the art of having randomly chosen emotional reactions to external stimulus. (Watching a coin toss makes him angry!) Brian McKnight led KOTU to their first victory. Meanwhile, Claudia Jordan did her best but she was eliminated because, at 170 years old, Joan Rivers can still cut a bitch. Also, Khloe Kardashian is lazy and boring, Jesse James is proving to actually be really funny, and Clint Black is furiously working on his upcoming vanity press novel Flint Brown: Bluetooth Cowboy.
The non-firees return to the suite. Melissa Rivers is upset that Claudia made “character attacks and personality attacks”.
