Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: A whole lot of recaps. I don’t have the strength to re-recap them, 
though.
though.We return to the task, as Annie Duke harangues Tom Green at length about how awful Joan Rivers is. Tom keeps interjecting pro-Joan comments, and Annie tries to incorporate them into her spiel while also disregarding them. There’s a weird conversational game going on here. I don’t know the rules, but I think Tom might be winning. Tom cares less and less as the spiel goes on until even Annie catches on to his apathy.
In Joan’s van, she calls her drag queen contact despite the fact that his mother had just died. Herschel Walker and Clint Black look at her like she just farted on a nun, but the dude busts out laughing on the other end of the phone, despite the fact that he is at his mother’s funeral. You know what? In that situation, I think I’d let it go to voicemail myself.
Joan’s auction items arrive. There is a lot of fur, and a dress by somebody I’ve never heard of. There’s a gameworn Brett Favre jersey, which sounds cool until you realize that he’s been in the NFL since the late 20’s. At this point, a significant portion of the shirts on Earth are gameworn
Favre jerseys. They decide to record video commentary for each auction item to play on the Kodak
