Celebrity Apprentice

Celebrity Apprentice (Week 2)

The other men are upset about being sent home, so they spontaneously (Ha!) decide to return to the editing room with one hour left. (I’m not impugning anybody’s integrity, but I’m pretty sure you can actually see Mark Burnett prodding Vincent Pastore with a stick.) There’s actually some surrealistically bad editing, where Gene says they have an hour left over a shot of the other guys walking down the hall, and then when they get there, Gene says they have forty minutes. That was a long hallway. They complain about being left out, and Stephen and Gene send them away. Stephen’s nice about it, if a little intense. Gene’s a cocky bastard about the whole thing. Which is surprising, I know.Tito Ortiz shouts about how he runs a multi-billion dollar company. No you don’t, Tito. Do you think you own Pepsi or something? If you ran a multi-billion dollar company, you wouldn’t be on Celebrity Apprentice – you’d just give your charity enough money to cure whatever it is they’re against, and then you’d go home and eat hot dogs with Jenna Jameson. This entire sequence brought to you by the Department of Manufacturing Conflict Without Resolution or Narrative Purpose.

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