There is some talk about Empresario not using their celebrity, which is largely the same discussion as last week. I’m sensing a theme here. Trump pronounces Hydra the winner, and Nely tries to argue the point. They don’t mention the name of Gene’s charity that will be getting $20,000, but it probably has either “Gene Simmons” or “KISS” in the title somewhere. The men trash talk witlessly and head back to the War Room, which, as Sun Tzu would tell you, is where the battlefield am.
Alarmingly, Trump says that there were too many different dogs, and the voiceover was terrible. This means that I agree with Donald Trump, and nothing will ever be the same. He says Empresario should have done the VO, but really, Mariel is the only actress on the team. I don’t think they would have done better. Nadia wins this episode’s obvious prize by pointing out that she has an accent.Trump rhapsodizes about Lennox’s performance, saying that “Nobody could have done a better job.” Dude, he wasn’t playing Willy Loman. He had to play with a puppy and look happy about it. That’s not a hard emotion to sell. Anybody who’s not Heather Graham could have sold that performance. Hydra freaks out in their suite, with Piers the most enthusiastic. You know, he always positions himself right next to Lennox – they’re on the couch together, and Piers is slapping some serious back. I was joking before, but I think somebody might have a little crush.
