Previously on Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump fired Jennie Finch and it was pretty boring. EJ’s recap of the events was much less so. I shall now attempt to fill his sizable shoes with a giant green one. And may I suggest packing a snack? This thing is two hours long, people.
We open with a recap designed to make us think Piers and Vinny have hated each other since the dawn of time, as the announcer says ‘tensions came to a head’, during the scene that indicated that maybe Vinny should have attended Derek Zoolander’s School for Kids Who Can’t Read Good.
