Omarosa tells the camera that she hopes Carol is fired. She explains that she’s a twin; “I don’t like twins.” Did Omarosa grow up inside the Sweet Valley High books? That statement just seems beyond irrational to me.
After the credits, some shots of rain-soaked Manhattan take us to Macy’s, where Trump and his minions greet the Retarded Baby Ducklings with some dudes from Crocs, aka Ugly Plastic Garden Shoes, Inc. Ivanka has her hair styled so it sits just so on her shoulder; she actually looks like Corporate Barbie.
Apparently, Tito has a fight this week, so he won’t be around for the task. Somehow, this corresponds with the return of Don Jr. Perhaps he was afraid of Tito with his bleached blonde hair and the pretty pink lipstick he wore to the AVN awards? (Don’t ask how I know that, just go with it.) Well, regardless, Piers must be bummed, as it’s one less muscle bound man he can get to take his shirt off this week.
