Annie Duke, Professional Poker Player
MYNDI: When I saw this name, I wasn’t sure if she played poker or billiards for a minute…I just knew she was more likely to show up on The Deuce
versus ESPN proper. I have no idea about her business acumen. Her mathematical skills alone in this crowd might make her a Rhodes scholar.
EJ: Literally the only thing I watch on ESPN is poker. (And no, I don’t play poker. I tried and I’m bad at it. I giggle when I try to bluff.) Annie Duke is beyond awesome on the felt. (Or is that pool?) She’s got this great thing going where she’s absolutely crazy intense but she hides it well. The Boardroom is all about finding people’s weakness and exploiting them, so she could end up ruling this season. Of course, that implies logic on Trump’s part, and that’s just crazy talk. 
Tom Green, Comic
EJ: Remember when this guy was famous? Seriously, it’s hard to believe it now but he used to be a part of the national conversation. We gave him credit for being deliberately ironic, but then Freddy Got Fingered came out, and we realized that he just wasn’t funny. However, he did have a testicle removed, and I can probably get some good comedy mileage out of that.
MYNDI: Sweet fancy Moses, what rock did Tom Green crawl out from under? He and Dice on a team should be bizarre. I just hope he doesn’t violate any farm animals. Or Brande Roderick. Joan and Melissa Rivers, Mother and Daughter Gossip Columnists
MYNDI: And we wonder why Melissa’s divorced? Can you imagine if your wife and her mother were this close? I
