Oh man, we start with pros from all eleven seasons dancing to the first song ever performed on Dancing with the Stars. I actually don’t know what this song is outside of a DWTS context, but I’m still happy. It sounds like the song that plays when you challenge somebody to a dance battle in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. (Yes, it is a lonely Venn Diagram that shows the intersection of Dancing with the Stars recappers and Grand Theft Auto fans.) And there are some people we haven’t seen in years. I think I saw Season One runner-up Charlotte Jorgensen in there! They’re moving too fast for me to really get an accurate headcount, though. There’s an explosion of silver confetti at the end. And then there’s a whole mess of past stars in the audience. John O’Hurley and Kelly Monaco! Lisa Rinna! Tia Carrere! Joey Lawrence! John Ratzenberger! Cameron Mathison! Warren Sapp! Jeffrey Ross! Chuck Liddel! Donny Osmond! Evan Lysacek! Erin Andrews! And many more!
