Hey, look, it’s everyone’s favorite soap star who got busted wearing a thong, Cameron Matheson! He’s got a Survival Guide for our stars. First, is don’t trip. He then suggests making friends in the red room, but also psych out the competition,which he pretends to do to sute little Shawn. He then pretends to cry in the confessial, ala Shannon Elizabeth. He suggests kissing up to the judges, and is shown bringing tea to Carrie Ann, crumpets to Len and a dry cleaned thong to Bruno. That’s a joke doing double duty, right there! Cameron says pasty people never win and proceeds to get spray tanned until he’s orange. He says the only way to prevent injury is to not sign up. Overall, it’s cute filler. (I was hoping he’d bust Gilles for stealing his Superman gimmick, personally. – EJ)
