The actual dance? Well, if you could have taken a picture of my face when this went down, it would have defined the phrase “WTF?” Kate stomps through the first part of her original routine, moving as painfully as ever, and then the song morphs into “I Will Survive”, at which point she goes to the judges’ table. She isn’t even able to lip synch!!! It’s upsetting. But nothing can top the lame and cheesy thing that comes next: Kate climbing aboard a lift of some kind where a camera is mounted and mouthing “I will survive” in close up a full two or three bars before it’s sung. How obnoxious. Shame on you, DWTS, for indulging this woman. I don’t care about the ratings, nothing is worth this insanity. What follows is the most tepid applause ever. You’ll notice that none of the celebs are shown. Probably because they’re all vomiting.
