After interviewing the final two about their last dances, Tom is in the audience with the Purdue and Utah Valley University mascots. A Boilermaker and a Wolverine. Sadly, the latter is not represented by Hugh Jackman. I guess we’re tacking this college Dance Championship onto the proceedings. Purdue goes first with a cha cha cha routine. I detect a lot of walking…sort of a slow pace. UVU is up next, with no break to speak of, and they’re doing a samba. They’re just light years better. It’s not really a contest. I’m amused by the dudes cheering on the teams like this is your standard college sport. Like, in face paint and school jerseys. UVU wins, in case you were wondering.