Dancing with the Stars – Season 11, Elimination Week 1

OK, time for some more results. Brandy and Maks are safe! Bristol and Mark are safe! Wait, really? I thought she’d be first out, actually. And then Tom sends it to the last commercial break, and I’m stuck sitting here like a dope.

After the break, Tom lets me off the hook by revealing that Kurt and Anna are safe! Yay! Also, The Situation and Karina are safe. Another surprise. So it’s down to Kyle and Hasselhoff. I would imagine Kyle is in jeopardy because the DWTS viewers don’t know who he is, and Hasselfhoff is in the bottom because he’s terrible. And our first elimination of the season is… David Hasselhoff!