Dancing with the Stars – Season 11, Performance Week 2

The Situation and Karina (18/30)—He’s just the slightest bit improved from last week, but still terribly pigeon toed and uncoordinated. There’s a lot of running around to keep up with Karina. Len calls it a “series of unfortunate events” before actually praising him trying. Bruno wants him to find balance. Carrie Ann says he needs to work on dancing with the music.

Michael Bolton and Chelsie (12/30)—He had the most debilitating case of laryngitis ever last week. They got in a fight over commitment. And now they’re dancing to “Hound Dog”, only Michael looks more like a dog who’s been drugged. It ‘s mostly glorified walking with him. And don’t get me started on the dog house he crawled out of at the beginning. Len says the dance clearly didn’t suit him, which is being nice. Bruno calls it the worst jive in 11 seasons and Len takes exception. Carrie Ann respects how hard Michael tried, but says it was just pretty awkward and she can see his body lock up. Bruno gave it a 3, you guys! Tom’s reaction: “We have a 3?!” Somehow, I don’t think even the hated Master P ever got a 3.