Bristol and Mark (32/60)–Mark says the rumba and Bristol have zero in common. No kidding. For the first time ever, Bristol comes across as relaxed and it’s courtesy of her son. Little Trip dug their dance and tries to give Mark five. The kid is super cute. The dance is…yeah, it happned. At one point, Mark has Bristol take his shirt off over his head, probably to compensate for the fact that she barely moved the whole time. Sarah and Todd are there, and it’s sort of odd for me to see him not dressed in snowmobile gear, as I think I just think of his as the Jason Sudekis version from SNL. Bristol’s little sister screams her approval. Bruno says her moves never really go anywhere, saying she “goes vacant”, and that’s very apt. Carrie Ann says she has the potential, but puts forth no effort. She also seems to think 200 million people watch the show, which is probably a bit on the high side. Both she and then Len point out shirtless Mark as nothing more than a distraction. In the highlight they play back, I finally just noticed that Bristol always dances with her mouth half-open and tongue almost hanging out. (Technical: 18 Performance: 14)
