Mark Ballas and Val Chmerkovskiy (Maks’ brother) have apparently had a lifelong ballroom battle. Plus, one plays guitar and the other plays violin. Now, they’re going to duke it out on national TV with their instruments. Ew. After that last paragraph, everything sounds gross. OK, Glee was just not that good last week…do we really need this instrumental version of Britney Spears’ “Toxic”? Wait, now they’ve dropped their instruments and are joined Lacey (with Val) and another blonde dancer with crazy acrobatic skills (with Mark). They end up on the stage, surrounded by smoke and again playing the violin and guitar. Both of them are supremely talented, even if I give Mark crap for being a big cheeseball. Tom calls it “High Noon with spandex.” Heh.
