We see clips of Bristol and Kenny, and Bristol talks about how it’s hard to talk about abstinence and also do a sexy dance. Sigh. It’s not like she was humping him, you know? Lacey busts on Kyle for kissing her shoulder, which is actually kind of a creepy move when you think about it. The two young’uns get their results next. Kyle is safe. Bristol is in jeopardy. OK, so The Situation definitely has to be in the bottom two, so I can stop worrying about Anna now, right?
Before they proceed, Tom mentions the rescue efforts for the Chilean minors, and says they’ll keep us abreast of any breaking news. I don’t really expect that from a dancing competition, but good for them. That’s a classy move, Tom.
