Hi all! It feels like it’s been about a million years since I’ve recapped this show. Some shallow observations right off the top: Chelsea and Mark look scary in their cabaret costumes. Romeo is completely afraid to just embrace the cheesiness of this whole endeavor, so he’s clearly been hanging out with dad. Brooke’s is wearing a smokin’ hot LBD. Kirstie’s gown is much more properly fitted this week and the debate as to whether or not Ralph is wearing a hairpiece rages on.
Let’s take a look at how all the pairs did by ranking them according to how they finished over the course of the first two shows:
