Len says he can’t decide whether Ralph has a shot or not – he’s not terrible but he’s not consistent. Bruno complains that it wasn’t a Samba, and he busts out a dance that has Len running for cover. He then demands that Ralph give him sex. Carrie Ann likes it because America. That’s actually kind of what she says, and I’m baffled. He brings in a 22.
Petra Nemcova and Dmitry Chaplin (22/30) – The judges really liked her paso last week, but I kind of don’t remember it. They’re dancing a Quickstep to “Viva Las Vegas”, which prompts Petra to talk about how she had never even heard of Elvis growing up. Man, these two need more drama just so I have something to say about their rehearsal footage.
