Kendra Wilkinson and Louis VanAmstel (22/30) – Last week, she was not very good and she pissed Louis off. She refutes Carrie Ann’s comment that she’s afraid of elegance by dropping an f-bomb. Well, that proves her point. You can’t go to a fancy dinner party without hearing a clusterbomb of obscenities from men with monocles and ladies with opera glasses. She takes this really personally, probably because she’s sort of trashy and also doesn’t understand what people mean when they say things to her. Their song, no kidding, is a Foxtrot to “Yankee Doodle”. What is happening here?
And as it turns out, Kendra has the 1000th dance. Really? Her? Couldn’t have shuffled the order on that one? Seriously, a siren goes off and streamers fall to the floor. Somebody just won a shopping spree! As noted, Louis is dressed like Uncle Sam, and Kendra is dressed like she’s working the 4th of July shift at Bazongas. There’s really no way for this dance not to be ridiculous, because it’s “Yankee Doodle”. It’s totally cheesy, with Louis moving his arms and legs like every cartoon of Uncle Sam you’ve ever seen. Kendra’s steps are really basic, and her feet are still kind of a mess when they’re in hold
