Wow, they are actually calling it America Night, and the whole stage is bedecked with red, white, and blue. Louis VanAmstel is actually dressed like Uncle Sam, which is already the frontrunner for the best thing that could possibly happen tonight. Tom says it’s the halfway point in the competition, which doesn’t seem right. Didn’t this season just start? Also, somebody will perform Dancing with the Stars’ 1000th competitive dance tonight. Now, do they count Kenny Mayne and Jeff Ross in that total? I mean, they were never actually “competitive” in the sense that they never had a shot of not losing.
