Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Guilty Pleasures week was a lot more fun than America week, if only because nobody had to dance to “Yankee Doodle Dandy”. Chris Jericho had a bad week, and he and Cheryl were eliminated. Clearly, I should no longer profess my support of any contestant, because apparently that’s a freaking Death Note. Or I could just start rooting for Kendra and let nature take its course.
Hey Tom Bergeron! I actually had kind of a long day – can you give me this one free? Thanks, man! It’s LIIIIIIIIIIVVVE!!!!! And tonight, we have the Team Dance competition. Those are always super-fun to watch. According to Brooke, tonight we’re paying tribute to “the best of the best”, and I don’t think she means that late 80s martial arts movie. That would make for a weird theme episode.
The second Team Dance song was by one of my least favorite “artists” on the planet, Ke$ha. I loathe her. You were right on the first song, btw. The TRON and Mr. Rogers references were perfect (and hilarious) but I also saw shades of a latter day Barry Manilow when I looked at Donnie, also. Jinkies. I can’t believe Kendra might live another day.
I thought that Donnie was a Martin Short character. I like Romeo. I’m hoping Kendra goes.