They bring out a fellow named Donnie Burns, who appears to be Michael Sheen’s character from TRON: Legacy. He’s a legend in Latin dance, and Maks call him “our Tiger Woods”. Except for all the sluts, I bet. He sits down with the judges and talks about how good Americans are at show business. He compliments everything about the show except for the stars. Hmmm. Len reminisces about judging Donnie back when he was a Ballroom Kid. That guy knows everybody.
Playing havoc with my usual methods, they’re actually starting with the team dances, which is unprecedented. UNPRECEDENTED! You know what? I’m just going to recap everything in chronological order, rather than breaking them down by score. It’s a bold move, I’ll admit.
The second Team Dance song was by one of my least favorite “artists” on the planet, Ke$ha. I loathe her. You were right on the first song, btw. The TRON and Mr. Rogers references were perfect (and hilarious) but I also saw shades of a latter day Barry Manilow when I looked at Donnie, also. Jinkies. I can’t believe Kendra might live another day.
I thought that Donnie was a Martin Short character. I like Romeo. I’m hoping Kendra goes.