Next, we set up the fates of Hines and Kirstie. Their performances from last night are spotlighted, including a bit with Hines backstage wearing a wig. And damn, Kirstie took a bad fall practicing for their instant dance. She’s 60! Be careful, Maks! Also, there is a promo for tonight’s DanceCenter, which is one of my favorite parts of the season. Anyway, Kirstie and Hines are both safe, and now we’re headed to the Center.
Kenny Mayne, Jerry Rice, and Len Goodman take to the desk, and Kirstie is first up. (Weight: Diminishing, Part-time Floor Inspector) Kenny can’t pronounce Maks’ last name, and then says Kirstie could be Maks’ grandmother or Len’s wife. And then there is an awesome bit of Maks starring in the Ukrainian version of The Bachelor. Man, I love DanceCenter. They show many clips of Kirstie talking crazy, and Kenny calls Maks “a stallion”. The “sex on a stick” clip comes up again, and Jerry actually has a sex stick.
