Lil Kim & Derek Hough (21). Are you really supposed to call yourself a superstar? She says she watched DWTS from prison…and she’s very proud of this fact, to the point where she dedicates her dance to some female prisoners. And the season starts by these two dancing to “Nasty”. Their Cha cha cha shows that she has lots of natural ability, but she’s stiff. I blame all the botox and silicone. When Tom says he’s dedicating his hosting to the people at Reikers, Lil Kim doesn’t seem to laugh, but then it’s hard to tell. Bruno’s “nasty but tasty” kicks off his season of bizarre comments, but it’s all positive for Lil Kim. Samantha asks what she thinks the prisoners made of her dance, and she doesn’t actually answer. Good start!