Holly Madison & Dmitry Chaplin (18). When the former “girlfriend” of Hugh Hefner actually says, “Now what do I do? Just lay there?”, I can only sit back and smile. To be fair, she stepped in for Jewel and only had a week to learn the Cha cha cha. Nevertheless, the blank stare she starts the dance with is disturbing. She’s predictably horrible, and Jewel looks pained in the audience. Len tries to flirt. Carrie Ann compares her wobbly legs to Bambi and Bruno says she’s easy on the eyes…but clearly lost her timing. I don’t expect her to last long at all.
