Here’s a dance number called “Be Italian” from the movie version of Nine that’s out Christmas Day. It’s from the director of Chicago and stars Nicole Kidman, Daniel Day Lewis and Penelope Cruz, among others, but none of those people are actually here. So, just enjoy their pro-dancer dopplegangers, won’t you? Along with copious amounts of tambourines and cafe tables. Yeah; I still don’t know what this movie is about. Oh hey, here’s a trailer! Still not getting it, beyond the fact that the people are Italian. How do you end up with a cast that includes both Sophia Loren and Fergie? There’s just something really wrong with that.
