Dancing With The Stars

Dancing with the Stars: Season 9 – The Semi-Finals

Previously on Dancing with the Stars:Time travel seemed to be involved with some of those dances, and we saw what a Paso Doble will look like in the future.Depressingly, it apparently will involve making somebody’s already off-putting lips blue and haunting my nightmares.Aaron Carter was eliminated to the delight of some and the horror of others, and I think I’m just going to stay clear of that issue. (Delight!–Myndi)

Hey Tom Bergeron!This is my last performance recap of the season!Why don’t you make it easy on me and just bust out a…. LIIIIIIVVVVVE!We’re down to the Final Four, and tonight’s performance will determine the finalists.And, wait, three routines apiece?This just in, ABC is trying to kill me!They’re doing a Latin round, a Ballroom round, and then the dances they would have done had they found themselves in a Dance-Off situation.

Samantha Harris is wearing a dress that’s exactly the shade of purple I will always associate with Grimace.Also – Holy Crap!Kym’s boobs are… well, they’re prominent.I mean, they tend to pull focus to begin with, but there is not much coverage this week.

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