Joanna & Derek (26/30) took time out of the rehearsal schedule for their Lambada to wash dogs and help get them adopted. I wonder if Conrad knew he was being bathed by a supermodel. Their routine is heavy on the sex appeal, and a shirtless Derek can’t hurt the scores, can it? Len praises the choreography and says already knows he wants this for the encore tomorrow. There is also a joke about “a flapping thing”,which, ew. Bruno needs a cigarette, basically. Carrie Ann says she hopes the children were in bed, and Tom jumps in with “I bet some of the adults are now.” Ha! She also mentions “the crotch area.” Donny & Kym (24/30) are doing the Charleston and it’s another crowd pleaser. Lots of synchronized footwork and the typical Osmond charisma are on display. The best part is at the end when he goes to the audience, kisses his wife and son, while dissing Marie. Ha! Bruno liked it but wanted sharper kicks and flicks. Carrie Ann points out a small stumble that he was hoping she missed, but even I caught it, so you know it was obvious. Len is also complimentary. Donny ain’t goin‘ nowhere, folks.
