Dancing with the Stars: Season 9, Week 5 – Results

Cripes, the next Bachelor is called “On the Wings of Love”.I’m going to have to get drunker than the bachelorettes on a beach date to get through that thing… (It’s not often that Jeffery Osborne gets a shout-out like that in primetime.  I hope he’s getting royalties!–Myndi)

There’s a pro dance number, doing the paso doble and Argentine Tango, which are next week’s dances.I love me some paso and this is pretty great.It’s just three pairs, including the already-missed Cheryl and Edyta, going out there and tearing the place up.Awesome.Tom then tells us that next week is the Group Dance, my favorite week of the season.This year, it’s the Hustle, which means somebody is probably asking the gods for a Camaro.