Dancing with the Stars: Season Eight, Performance Week Two (Mar 17)

7 across the board from the judges, and since she’s so desperate to steal shtick from past contestants, I’m astonished that she doesn’t bust out a “Winner, winner, chicken dinner”. Samantha says something, but I’m distracted by Denise’s inexpertly applied bronzer. The makeup people don’t like her either!

Lawrence Taylor and Edyta Slivinska (20/36) – He was not loved by the judges last week, and in rehearsal, struggles with the Quickstep. Did you know he used to hire prostitutes to distract opponents before a big game? I can’t tell if that’s awful or awesome. Probably both.