Dancing with the Stars: Season Eight, Performance Week Two (Mar 17)

Gilles Marini and Cheryl Burke (27/51) – I still have no idea who he is. Telling me somebody is famous for Sex and the City is like telling me they were your best friend growing up. I have absolutely no way to verify it, so I’m forced to just believe you but not really care. That said, he is dancing with Cheryl, who is awesome. By the way, they manage to give Gilles a shirtless scene in the rehearsal footage. His shoulder is bothering him, which gives me the uncomfortable feeling of foreshadowing.