Dancing With the Stars – Season 11, Results, Week 5

Jason Derulo is here to perform the ubiquitous song “In My Head”.  The most annoying thing in the world of pop music has to be these manufactured artists who say their own names in their songs. He also brought his own dance crew, which annoys me.  Overall, I’m not terribly impressed.

Backstage, Bristol and Mark are very grateful for the reprieve.  Kyle thanks “Team Shmergels”, whatever the hell that means.  Another riveting Brooke Burke interview.

In the recap of both Brandy and Jennifer’s Monday night experiences, we find out that Brandy chews gum like a cow chewing her cud.  We will find out if they’re safe after the break. Now, another fake commercial, for something called “Easy Steps”.  These are foot-shaped foam things that you stick to the floor to learn dance routines.  But they can also be used to wash your dog, chopping veggies, salad tongs and other ridiculous things.  They’re only $19.95…and if you call in the next 10 minutes, you get a free bonus dancer!  But, you have to wait 8 to 12 weeks for delivery.  There’s always a catch.