Aaron actually cries in the confessional, which causes that creepy vein to pop out in his forehead again. One word, Aaron: Bangs. Tom DeLay says adrenaline saved the day. Louis was the sexiest hobbit since LOTR left theaters and Mya is still a ringer. Natalie says she loves dancing and she wants to stick around. Athletes get competitive quick, don’t they? In a weird surprise, Chuck and Anna’s samba gets the encore, which would please EJ were he not currently gambling away his life savings in Vegas. That was…mediocre. Moving on.
Look; it’s Queen Latifah singing some song called “Fast Car” (not the Tracy Chapman one) and Cheryl and Maks are dancing along. They’re all kinds of smokin’. Let the fanfic writing begin! Queen is wearing leather pants, but her all black ensemble is quite slimming. The song features a lyric about NASCAR which confuses me. Still, I love me some Queen Latifah.
