I wish they’d maybe do the “Officer Krupkie” number instead of forcing us to endure Samantha, who is dressed as a giant eggplant, interviewing Lil Kim, Melissa, Ty and Steve-O. There’s nothing new to see here, so we shall move on.
Tom tells us there’s no dance off tonight. Wait–did he say that earlier and I missed it? (They acted like it was something we were supposed to know, but it was a surprise to me. -EJ) Regardless, it’s good news. SO you think they’re just going to drop that like a hot potato? They recap the leaderboard again, and it’s now finally time for some results, in no particular order.
