Here’s a package on designing the costumes, which is going to be the sole province of the the Stars next week, though it’s usually handled by the pros. Cheryl thinks it’s the worst idea in the history of DWTS. I think it has potential to be pretty hilarious, and I’m now really rooting for Steve-O to stick around. (Can you imagine if Woz were here for this? The mind reels. -EJ) Kim says she’s going to give Derek a “pimp cup”. LT says he’s going to dress his partner in a little more fabric, since he says we all know Edyta is “allergic to clothes”, which gets a big laugh. Shawn threatens to put Mark in a leotard and Steve-O asks the costume designer, Randall, for a cheetah print “banana hammock”. You’ll be shocked to learn Ty is thinking denim. He also says it will be “Ty-riffic”. Oy.
