Rascal Flatts is back, doing “Revolution”? Yes, that “Revolution”. Four pros I can’t place, two in military costumes and two in black (oh wait–that’s Chelsie, isn’t it?) whirl around to the chicken-fried version of a rock classic. I’m just going to pretend I didn’t hear that.
In a shtick we’ve seen in seasons past, there’s a “body language expert” here to tell us what her painstaking analysis can tell us about what the celebs are really thinking via their body language. Lil Kim’s body language of having her eyes and mouth open on the dance floor means she wants to “see everything and take it all in”. Shawn’s shrugging means she’s insecure. Ty rides bulls, which he has to hold onto, so he does the same to Chelsie. Melissa’s expressions shows fear, since she’s new to this. Chuck is tense and doesn’t like being judged. Gilles is humble. Lawrence’s hands behind his back and chest out shows he can take being judged. (I wish she would have talked about the pros. “Edyta’s expressions at every elimination ever show that she would rather take a bullet than be eliminated.” -EJ)
