Susan Lucci’s stats reveal she has size 5 feet. Kenny says she still answers to Erica Kane, and doesn’t know who she is. Len says the judges aren’t wowed by her, and Kenny compares her to a “servicable” racehorse. He says Tony puts a spell on his partners, and uses a telestrator to write “CREEPY”. Awesome.
Maurice is called a “real fast runner”. Len says he has lack of finesse. Kenny says Mo is still fast for an old guy,making fun of Jerry. He also points out that Maurice blew a kiss at Len, who says he liked it. Jerry does the same for the camera. Too cute. They’ll be back later. For now, we’ve got the Macy’s Starts of Dance performance which I can only describe as The Pirates of Penzance set in Transylvania, but also with some magic tricks. The saving grace of this bizarre thing is that it is set to Jamiroquai’s “Magic Touch.” Maybe it’s just a tribute to Jamiroquai’s penchant for hats. I’m not sure. Anyway, it ends, and I get to enjoy the Macy’s commericial that follows, which features Johnny Carson and Seinfeld, amongst other things, so it makes me happy.
