More Dance Center! Lance’s stats say he’s named after a fish and that he’s a cosmonaut. Kenny asks if Lance is the worst in the competition. Len says no, he’s just got to work on technique. Kenny points out how Lance and Lacey are so similar and like a married couple,and should change their name to “Lancey”. Kenny asks if Lance should have become a communist and gone into space. When Jerry says that’s “radical” and “cool”, Kenny responds with “I don’t even know who you are anymore.”
Brooke is “fertile”, and according to her stats, “soooooo hot”. Kenny says he has “20, 30 children.” They look at Brooke posing on the beach, and Jerry comments on the water. Len says she has no weaknesses and talks about her hyper extended legs. We see them up close, and really, she does look like she could “snap her femur”, as Kenny says. Jerry thinks she might be from Mars. Both pretend to be disgusted by her now. Cody’s stats say he is not a man yet and has big eyebrows. Kenny says he looks 12 and acts 5. Len says he’s cute, but that his hold is not good. Kenny says it’s good and Len grouses at him about how was on for one week and did one lousy tango and now he’s an expert. Kenny: “That’s all it takes in this country”. They decide to go practice, with Len as the girl. Kenny says he asked for Stacy Keibler, and stomps off.
